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发表于 2013-6-26 16:43:20
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笑死了,我一些朋友的facebook status摘抄
朋友1:
I too hope to soon be able to follow in my older and younger brother's footsteps: Married and divorced twice and now on their third marriage each! EQUALITY!
朋友2:
I wish I could say that my happiness for Gay marriage was a selfless and honorable. While I truly am happy to be able to marry the person I love and have it recognized by my government that's my paramount concern, but after that what I secretly and selfishly want are GIFTS!!! Do you know how many heterosexual marriages I've attended and/or been in and how much money I spent on either travel, lodging, tux rentals, bachelor parties and gifts (and I'm not a bullshitter when it comes to giving gifts you gonna get something nice). If I sat down and calculated the cost, I'm sure it probably numbers in the thousands, and while I have no problem celebrating the union of my friends, I always felt that my day wouldn't come, well it seem that my day will happen sooner than later and I WANTS my GIFTS!!! I want to take that register gun and go ape shit in the store, oh and not just your standard stores like your Macy's, Target, JCPenny etc. I'm a geek and my boo is a geek so be prepared to visit various comic book stores for Doctor Who, X-Men, Star Trek and Game of Thrones stuff to name a few. The theme of my registry will be "geek chic". I want my wedding gifts to look like Comic-Con exploded all up in the joint but of course tasteful. Hmmmmm just had a thought I wonder how much it would be to hire a Professor X look a like to marry us.
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